Robed Robber & Rancher Ruckus
TK Roberts
Details are scarce at the time of this printing, but reports from the north of town are confirming that at least a single bandit, dressed in the robes of the Klan, did shoot, and then rob, William Whitlock of the Double W Ranch. Reportedly Mr. Whitlock was assaulted, and robbed in front of his wife Mrs. Allison Whitlock
Word has it that the robed robber, and the ranch owner fought a pitched battle for several minutes, before Mr. Whitlock succumbed to gunshot wounds. The bandit then relieved Mr. Whitlock of an undisclosed amount of cash, and proceeded to ride away.
Marshall Silas Yeager stated that all persons traveling outside the town limits are to take extreme caution. Traveling in groups is advised. “This man or men take advantage of single riders or small groups.” said the Marshall.
It seems the local Klan has a less than political turn to its nature. Violence is reaching past the confines of our town. All small farmers, and ranchers are now forewarned to be on the lookout for robed men. Carrying large amounts of cash is unadvisable. The bank on High Main is currently taking new deposits and customers.
Chinese Workers Found Slain
It has been reported that six Chinese workers, who had been working claims at the Long Tom in Leadtailing Gully, were found shot numerous times and then horrifically scalped. A number of horse's look to have been in the area and Cheyenne are suspected.
Please be vigilant when leaving Lago and should you see anything out of the ordinary, contact Silas Yeager, Deputy Marshall.
Letter to the Editor
By Roy Beam, Federal Circuit Court Judge
This morning I found the time to step away from my work in the Court House and to go out into the street were I was able to talk to a Mister William Whitlock for a little while about some investigative work and to see Doctor Pitter come out of his office and then travel down to the Trails End, never however did I imagine that earlier in the morning there had been such ill will and rudeness in the street.
Mister Whitlock who came to Lago as a Postal Inspector and then gave up being a Federal Marshal because he was unable to sit down and talk like an adult about the realities of being a Marshal and having a ranch or farm, I think has lost his mind. In all honesty, after Marshal Silas Yeager’s outburst I was ready to can him and give the Marshal’s badge to Mister Whitlock, but in light of things, Mister Whitlock will never, ever Law in this Territory again.
For it seems that Mister Whitlock has not the ability to deal with situations or people without resorting to just calling them names. Witnesses have claimed, at least according to the Lago Gazette, that Mister Whitlock started to call the good Doctor rude things, and while the Doctor did state that he would call out Mister Whitlock, Mister Whitlock had no grounds for saying to the Doctor what he said. The Doctor has every right to demand satisfaction, and Mister Whitlock, I’d not discount the Doctor if I were you.
For you see the Doctor actually provides a service to the Community while Mister Whitlock just acts like a Jackass. I will not sit idly by while a man with no manners insults one who saves lives. How many wounds did Doctor Pitter close from the cannon attacks last summer? How many wounds has the Doctor bound recently?
If I hear of any more outbursts by Mister Whitlock towards people in Lago while he is in Lago, I will send the Marshal to arrest him for disturbing the peace and he can rest for a night or three in the Jail. If it continues, I can insure that Mister Whitlock becomes a patient of Doctor Pitter’s for sometime to come.
Letter to the Editor
It was with much disgust that I overheard one of the ranchers in town calling Doctor Pitter (or anyone!) some of the most vile and disgusting words in public. I am uncertain where Mr. Whitlock was raised, but he needs to be aware of his surroundings when he has such a severe lapse in judgement. Words and name-calling such as those may be acceptable up at his ranch in the presence of his cattle and ranch hands, but it is most unacceptable within the confines of town where anyone could (and did!) overhear is diatribe. Should I have been his wife, I would be mortified to have witnessed Mr. Whitlock's uncontrollable behavior. He needs to clean up his tongue when he comes into town, or do not come in at all.
Most Sincerely,
Mrs. Sorenson, Sorenson's Farm and member of the Lago Auxilliary Committee
Trail’s End Eatery Torched By Tribe
TK Roberts
Violence again struck out quiet town last evening in the form of Indians. For reasons unknown a Cheyenne warrior was seen to ride up to the popular local eatery, and saloon, and hurl a burning, pitch covered torch through the front window. The torch reported landed on a table, igniting one patron, setting his clothes afire.
Other townsfolk in the saloon quickly moved to put out both the man and the table, but were too late to prevent the death of one man, and wounding by burns of another. Annabelle Chandler of the Slash J Ranch, went above, and beyond the call of duty as she labored to both put out the fire, and tend the wounded from the incident.
Men who rushed outside after the fire was contained found no Indian, the latter having ridden away after the foul deed was done. Jacob Pincer, manager/bartender of the Trail’s End said normal business would resume after the cleanup effort was concluded. “Some fool tried to put out the torch with a beer, and it stinks to high heaven in there. We’ll get the smell out before morning, even if we have to work all night.”, said the longtime Lago resident.
Now it seems we are in danger even on the streets of our own town. Indians are free to wreck havoc at will, and what is worse, they seem to realize the fact. Where was the US Marshall that seems is only good for cleaning up messes, and not preventing them? Where is the Army who’s duty is to deal with the ever growing Cheyenne threat? Residents are urged to remain alert, and not to take their safety for granted even on the streets Lago.
Woman Shot By Indians and Mexicans!!!
TK Roberts
Local dove Camille Garnet, recently the victim of a Cheyenne arrow, again was the target of violence. While recovering from her prior wound at the Scarlet Thread, a Mexican claiming the colorful name of ‘El Pollo’ enquired of the whereabouts of Lago’s own Mayor McCormick. The man claiming to be the brother of ‘El Gato’ let it be known that he intended to kill the Mayor in revenge for his brothers death.
Miss Garnet then followed the man outside, and indeed chased him all the way over to Reed Rd, drawing a pistol as she ran. As she pulled the trigger, intending to shoot the Mexican in the back, he turned, and returned fire, hitting the poor woman twice. The fight was quickly ended, as El Pollo fled the scene, and Miss Garnet was removed the doctor’s office for the second time in as many nights.
Marshall Silas Yeager, along with several concerned residents, investigated the sounds of gunfire. Judge Roy Bean arrived on the scene moments before El Pollo returned to site of the shooting. After interviews with the Mexican, and several eye witnesses, Judge Bean ruled the shooting a case of self defense.
Miss Garnet was gravely wounded, and her survival uncertain at time of the printing. El Gato was killed some months ago, after shooting Major Duniway’s new wife Carolina de la Vega. El Gato was involved in a shootout with Colonel McCormick, Sheriff Jeb Blair, and ranch owner James Parker, when he met his fate on the Main Street. of Lago. The whereabouts of El Pollo are currently unknown, but it is not likely we have heard the last of this man.
Local Woman Shot By Indians!
By T.K. Roberts
Events unfolded Thursday evening right in front of the Jail on Lower Main. Reacting to cries for help, Marshall Silas Yeager, stepped outside to find Miss Camille Garnet, wounded, and crawling on the street. The lawman moved the poor woman to the Doctor’s office.
According to reports Miss Garnet, an employee of the Scarlet Thread, was riding near the burned out fort, when she was set upon by a local savage. As she tried to flee, the woman was shot in the leg, with an arrow from the fiend’s bow. The man then stole the woman’s horse, and left her for dead.
To her credit, the dove showed no small amount of resolve by tearing strips of fabric from her dress to bind her wound, and crawling her way into town. She is currently recovering from her wounds at the Doctor’s office on Main St. Marshall Yeager was quoted as saying, “Folks need to stay close to town. If the Indians are evil enough to shoot a woman and steal her horse, then there’s no telling what they are capable of.”
One has to wonder if the delay of the federal program to pacify and feed the Indians is to blame for the new round of violence to strike members of our quiet town. Perhaps it is the reduced presence of the Army that has lead to the emboldened actions by the local Cheyenne.
Boxing Match this Saturday!
A boxing match will be held at the Buffalo Rose this Saturday at 6 p.m. Cover will be dollars, winner takes all.
Blacksmith Open for Business
The blacksmith's shop has reopened under new management. Mister Curtis William Clark, the new proprietor and great nephew of Captain William Clark, is a master smith with years of experience and welcomes business with all comers. He is also willing to take goods in trade for services.
Marshall Yeager Publically Apologizes
I, Marshall Yeager, am sorry for insulting one of Lago's finest ladies when I lost my temper last night. The town's ladies deserve my politest regard, even under trying circumstances. I apologize for any consternation my remarks might have caused.
Fourth of July Celebratory Dance
There will be a dance held July 5th in celebration of our county's independance beginning at 6 p.m. The event will take place on High Main and it is requested that no long guns be present as they will be confiscated. Any questions should be directed to Mayor, Colonel M.J. McCormick.
de la Vega/Dubois United in Private Ceremony
It was recently revealed that Diego de la Vega and Angelina DuBois were married in a private ceremony, conducted by Judge Roy Bean. They will reside at the Flying V Ranch. The Gazette wishes them a well and fruitful future.
"Klan" Returns to Lago
In a fit of bravado, the Klansmen have returned to Lago, spewing their violence against those in our community. A threat of murder was thrown down regarding the Madam of the Scarlet Thread, Cheyenna Chevallier, of mixed racial heritage. In addition they have sworn vengeance against those of the Catholic faith, predominently, the family de la Vega.
Should anyone witness them causing problems to any of the citizens of Lago, please contact the Sheriff or Deputy Marshall.
Former 'House of Ill-Repute' Burns!
In the early morning hours, the former Rose and Thorn burned thoroughly, leaving only the facade, porch and a single wall remaining. It was rumored that groups of Cheyenne rode boldly through the farmlands before laying fire to the building which some have said, was constructed within a sacred burial ground.
Construction Occuring
Over the next few weeks, certain streets will be closed for upgrading and maintenance. Please excuse the inconvenience as we move to make the town's improvements. This weeks closure is Crow Alley between Lower Second and Lower Third.
Mayor Colonel M.J. McCormick
The Trial of Miss de la Vega
By M. Estes
Late on the night of June 4th, Judge Bean held court in the jail to determine the fate of Miss da la Vega. This was the lady in question who, earlier that night, had been shot by the Sheriff to prevent her from shooting a man, one Mister Corbin James -- who calls himself Jack, at point blank range.
The charge was Attempted Murder, and the principle witness were Miss Blair Hatcherd and the Sheriff. It became apparent that Mister James wanted Miss de la Vega home and 'resting' according to her father's instructions, and the lady -- an avid collector of weapons -- was having none of it. This ended in a chase where some people went into the alley. Mister James dropped his gun in the mud, which left the gun for Miss de la Vega to pick up and point at Mister James.
In the end Miss de la Vega was fined $100 with a thirty days suspended sentence and six months probation. She is not allowed to have any arms whatsoever on her person for the next six months, and if found with such will serve 30 days in jail.
Mister James is being sought in connection with this incident.
Shooting in Navaho Alley
By M. Estes
During the evening of June 3, the sharp lightening of a gun shot rang out in Navajo Alley. The shot came from the familiar gun of Sheriff Jeb Blair, making his evening rounds of the town. Our noble sheriff had stumbled upon what at first seemed a common occurrence- a man helping a lady down from a wagon. Only this lady was pointing a gun straight at the man. Rather than let her continue shooting, this time at point blank range, Sheriff Blair shot the lady in the shoulder. The lady in question was rushed to our own trusted Doctor Claussen. The Gazette has learned that she will recover in good time.
Boxing Match!
A boxing match will take place June 5 at the Buffalo Rose at 5:00 in the evening. Any and all gentlemen are welcome to enter. Please contact Judge Bean for entrance fee payment ($10). Winner takes all. If there are an over abundance of participants, the match will occur over two evenings. Any questions, contact the Judge.
Diego de la Vega Missing
If anyone has seen Don de la Vega in the last few days, please leave word at the Gazette for Miss M.Estes. We are trying to determine his last known location.
Leaked Letter Reveals Troop Withdrawls
To Commander 23rd Cavalry Regiment, Nebraska Territory
Dated May 1 1867
Due to a decreased Cheyenne threat in the region, two Battalions will be
withdrawn from the area to take part in the Occupation of the Former States
in Rebellion from Fort Worth to Shreveport.
Current forces from May 25 through December 31 for the Nebraska-Dakota
Territory will be.
23rd Cavalry Regiment
HQ Company Fort Laramie (Detachment) - 15 personnel
1st Battalion - Fort Worth Texas
2nd Battalion - Shreveport Louisiana
3rd Battalion - Nebraska/Dakota
1st Squadron - Fort Laramie
6th Squadron - Fort Pierre
23rd Squadron - Fort Bloodworth
HQ Section - 6 personnel
A Troop - 54 personnel
B Troop - 56 personnel
Signed ,
Major General Hagabutt
U.S. War Department
Horses, Buggies and Such
All horses, buggies, wagons, etc must be marked with a brand of ownership, that brand must be registered at the County Jail in the Brand Book. After Sunday Noon the 23rd, any unmarked whatevers will be siezed and sold by the county.
Signed,
Judge Roy Bean
Flying V Help Wanted
Don de la Vega wishes to hire a foreman to tend his horses. The pay will be $5 per week, room, board and meals. Equine experience is a must. Interested parties please contact the Don at his ranch or via the Gazette.
de la Vega and Dubois Nuptuals Announced
The union in marriage of Don Diego de la Vega and Miss Angelina Dubois is going to take place at 6:00P.M., May 29th at a place to soon be announced. The Gazette wishes to extend their congratulations to the happy couple.
Matching Funds for Catholic Church
Diego de la Vega has announced the matching of funds for anyone wishing to aid in the erection of a Catholic Church in Lago. Please direct all questions or monies to Don Diego de la Vega, Flying V Ranch.
Tragedy in Lago
by M. Estes
Thursday evening, tragedy struck Lago. A young woman in a green gown was found dead, mutilated and full of arrows, on Nueces Lane. This travesty is at present thought to be the work of the Cheyenne.
The victim has been identified as a Miss Chivington. She was last seen having tea at the Grand Hotel, and who had earlier been seen with a French-speaking Cheyenne. Furthermore, if anyone knows if Miss Chivington was related to the Chivington associated with the Sand Creek Incident, please see Miss Madeline Estes at the Lago Gazette.
No lady should leave town without an escort, and take care even in town if the Cheyenne are in town.
The town is apparently not safe anymore, despite assurances by Colonel Hughes of Fort Bloodshed, that the army will do what it can to defend the town. In fact, just last evening Colonel Hughes stated that there would be groups of the calvary stationed around the outskirts of town. But even he was worried about the impact of the Cheyenne's threats and wondered at the possible horrific outcome of war.
I must ask the question: Is active warfare about to break out in Lago? And will any of us survive if the army does nothing?
Black Cloud Speaks
by M. Estes
A newcomer in Lago, I feel the safe boundaries of the town, but also how wildness calls just beyond Neuces Lane to the green plains beyond. In fact, Sunday morning after church I had ridden out to the Fort, escorted by our mayor, Colonel McCormick, so that I could study the Fort. It had been burned, he told me, some years ago, by the Cheyenne and rebuilt. I wondered if I would meet any of the Cheyenne. Little did I known that later that day, riding down Neuces Lane, I would meet a Cheyenne on horseback. Armed.
His name was Black Cloud and he had a message for the town, in fact, for our mayor, Colonel McCormick. I was to tell the Colonel not to expand the town further or the Cheyenne would be forced to take back all that was theirs before. He told me that the Cheyenne were out of patience. What was more, he left us all with the following threat:
"If others attempt to come to the camp, such as that imbecile Washington, we shall send their horse back with their body over the saddle, sans a full head of hair, Madam."
He let me ride back to town in peace, but I must conclude that all citizens of Lago, especially our farmers and ranchers, should take care.
Help Wanted
The newly expanded Willow Creek Enterprises has several positions open on the ground level. We are currently looking for an experienced leather worker. Work area with be provided, but own tools of the trade is a must. Interested candidates should have experience with horse tack, and holsters. We also have several positions available for those wishing to experience the great out doors through brisk exercise in the agricultural division of Willow Creek Enterprises. A love of nature, and a love of hard work is a must. Applicants should contact Captain M.J. Harris, at the Lago Pawn brokerage. Pay commiserate with experience.
Partnership Announced
by J.S. Brown
In an interesting turn of events, it has been revealed the Washington-Harris Company was formed within the very Pawn Shop found on Third Street. Apparently, Jacob Washington has been called upon to Berlin to work as an Assistant to the Traveling Secretary in the Agricultural Mission of the Embassy there . He will be leaving next week, but our sources tell us he has worked an agreement with M.J. Harris, starting the aforementioned company.
Both men own prominent business's in Lago. Washington, Willow Creek Livery and Feed, Captain Harris, the Lago Pawn Shop. Apparently, the Willow Creek Livery and Feed has recently been registered with the title office on Main Street as the property of the 'Washington-Harris Company', in which Captain Harris has been named the 'Chief Executive Officer'. Later, rumors came in saying that the Pawnshop had been registered with the 'Washington-Harris Company', but that had neither been confirmed nor denied by the title office at this time.
When asking Mr. Washington about the partnership with Captain Harris, he had this to say, "I admit a connection with Captain Harris. He is a good man, and a smart man. He's going to lead this town into the future, that boy is. He's brilliant, and I am ecstatic about working with him."
Captain Harris had this to say, "There is a strong business connection occurring between myself and Mr. Washington and between our various business assets."
Look for the Washington-Harris Company to be a formidable foe in the business world around our little neck of the woods. I expect to see great things between these two business moguls. Mark my words, these men will lead the future of downtown business into the nineteenth century.
LAC Announcment
The LAC has named a new President, Miss Angelina Dubois, who took the position after Miss Estes had to decline. The LAC believes Miss Dubois will lead the Auxiliary with honor and Christian values.
The LAC will have its usual meeting tuesday night at 7pm to be held in the church.
Open Letter to Colonel McCormick
I, Angelina Dubois, on the behalf of myself and the LAC would like to formally apologize to Colonel McCormick and any others who felt wronged or attacked by the LAC or any of our members. I and others were given information or told things that were not true and this affected our actions. However, that was no excuse and I hope we can put this all behind us and move on to work towards the betterment of Lago.
Angelina Dubois
Member, LAC
Washington Sells Cursed Hotel
Mr. Jacob Washington sold the Hotel and Saloon, recently purchased to Major Jedidiah Duniway for an undisclosed sum. "I'm done with the place." The gunfight of a few nights back must have put paid to the former innkeeper's notion of turning the bawdy house into a respectable establishment. No further announcements have been forthcoming as to what the Major plans for the building.
It was rumored the land once was a Cheyenne burial ground and the only reason the Indians had not attempted to have the building moved was because Colonel McCormick, whom the Cheyenne consider the "White Chief" owned the establishment and had shown respect for the tribe.
From the LAC
On behalf of the LAC, I, Grace Parker, submit an apology to any and all citizens of Lago whose character and moral fibre might have come under fire during the mayoral election. The LAC could not and did not ever endorse one candidate over another. We are a group of women strongly tethered together by our faith in the Lord Jesus Christ and many of our political and moral views are the same. However, in a group as large as ours, it is impossible to speak for everyone's opinion during such a heated event as the election was. Any boorish statements made during the aforementioned election are hereby retracted and replaced with our sincerest apologies.
Grace Parker
President, LAC
Shoot Out in the New Hotel
For reasons unknown to the Gazette, Miss Tala Wolfe entered Washington's Hotel and Saloon, owned by Mr. Jacob Washington, confronting him with fire in her eyes. Several men, John Henry Taylor and a Michael Alex Brody were relaxing in the establishment when Miss Wolfe entered. It appears, according to a witness, that when Miss Wolfe began her accusations, Mr. Taylor drew on her, immediately putting her on the defensive. After that, the only thing which clear was the description of Mr. Washington crawling fearfully away into his back room and one Mr. Taylor laying critically wounded on the floor.
We are certain Judge Bean will be wanting a reckoning and an explanation of the gun fire which ensued and the Gazette will be there, filling in the blanks of this most bizarre confrontation.
Help Wanted
At the Flying V Ranch stables. Duties include cleaning, training, and general upkeep. Please contact Blair Hatchard at the Trail's End Hotel.
County Commission Meeting
The County Commissioners will be meeting in the courthouse tomorrow evening, April 15, to conduct their regular business. In addition, they would like to announce the appointment of Don Diego de la Vega to the seat vacated by his late sister, as well as Dr.Ryan MacKenzie, as a non-voting advisor.
Washington's Hotel and Saloon Now Open for Business!
Around the bend and down South Donner Road lies the newly refurbished Hotel, under the guiding hand of Mr. Jacob Washington. Boasting a full bar and luxurious rooms, it is open for the weary traveller or the thirsty worker ready to imbibe in cold beer or the best the area has to offer for the most discriminating palate. Meals are served thrice daily, using the area's as well as exotic ingredients brought in daily by train.
Come and join Mr. Washington and his staff for an experience extraordinaire!
Duel!
In a duel that pitted one of Lago's elite, against a successful businessmen, it was almost certain to be one-sided. Mr. Jacob Washington took on the Don Diego de la Vega, Vega the certain favorite.
The two men met, Saturday at high noon, next to the Stock Pond, north of town. From twenty paces, they turned to face one another. Washington, suprisingly was faster, putting a bullet instantly in de la Vega's shoulder. Facing the man for possible recoil, he watched while de la Vega staggered, before raising his pistol and piercing Mr. Washington's shoulder. Honor was thus restored to both sides.
LAC Meeting Scheduled
There will be a regularly scheduled meeting of the Ladies Auxiliary Tuesday evening at 7pm. Instead of having the meeting at the church, however, there will be several wagons that leave the Grand Hotel to carry LAC members to the Estate of the Don de la Vega. The meeting will focus on plans for a Spring Gala Ball.
Open for Business
The Carpenter Shop is now open for business! We are open for all of your carpentering needs. Located on Third Street, we will be most pleased to create, rebuild or refurbish your house, barn, furnishings to suit your tastes. Please contact Pablo or El Cabron for all of your building needs.
Acceptance of Terms for Duel
Mister Washington, your time and terms are accepted. Today at noon, pistols, twenty paces. At the stock pond as requested by Judge Bean.
Don Diego de la Vega
Dueling
While I don't condone dueling, I understand the need and point of it. That said, formal duels will not be held in Lago, but at a place like the Stock Pond near the ranches off Twin Forks Way. Those who kill in a duel with formal rules will not and can not be called murderers or charged in this part of the Territory. Those who do not duel when formally called out, well they are cowards ain't they?
Judge Roy Bean
Response to Challenge
I had a difference in opinion with one of my employees, and she did not like it very much. I know she was upset, but I do not see what that has to do with the challenger, or anyone who reads this paper. That business was between me and my employee. I do not expect anyone to begin telling me how to run my business, much less issue a challenge to fight me. I do not see the point in stabbing one another with sticks, yet I do have my honor, and I am not a coward. I know where my challenger comes from, and I respect him for that, which is why I must accept the challenge. Only thing I ask is, pistols, one shot a piece, from 20 paces, this evening, at noon on Main Street.
Jacob Washington
To the People of Lago
I came to this town, two years ago, when it was lawless. The Sheriff was gone somewhere, and never came back, and his deputy slept most of the day away in the jailhouse, no offense Dewey. The town was wild, and corrupt, and I was the only Peace Officer in the area. I was pushed to my limit, and forced to fight for my life on many occasions. I was opposed by the powers in the town, and I crumbled. I was ordered to an insane asylum, where the doctors where completely baffled as to why I was sent there. They deemed myself completely sane, and ordered my immediate release.
I went to Texas and served as a Texas Ranger, and served well, as I did for my country during the war, as a Colonel in the Union Army. I have done nothing but try and help, and yet when I come to Lago, people try to knock me down. People try to force me into corners. Well, I have no reason to hide. I have no reason to fight anyone in this town, whatsoever.
People think I am crazy in this town, but I am not. I am completely sane, and one way or another, I shall have my deliverance
James Parker
Public Challenge Issued
Let it be known that Don Diego de la Vega does hereby demand satisfactory answer from Mister Jacob Washington excusing his behavior in the presence of a certain young woman on the evening of April 8th, 1868. If he feels that he owes no apology, then let him stand for his actions in combat, man to man, armed with only a rapier and the fear of righteousness at the time and place of his choosing.
I await his reply,
Don de la Vega
Shooting, Stabbing, Near Death At Law Office
Mr. Andrew Powell was involved in an altercation at his law office which included one of the soiled doves from the Scarlet Thread. Information is sketchy at this writing, however, we do know that Mr. Powell was shot twice and Miss Camille Garnet was stabbed with a letter opener.
According to the law officers, each are accusing the other of attempted murder after Mr. Powell attempted to break off the relationship with Miss Garnet. Not knowing the culpability of either participant, the Gazette will refrain from speculation. We will keep our readers apprised of any further developments as they occur.
Help Wanted
Housekeeper wanted for the Flying V Ranch. Cooking, cleaning a necessity. No smoking, drinking or chewing. Knowing Spanish cuisine would be a plus.
Please contact Don Diego de la Vega at the Flying V Ranch.
Woman Shot and Kidnapped, Kidnapper Shot
Last evening saw the bizarre occurrences of a kidnapper attempting extort money first, from the women at the Scarlet Thread for the return of one of their own and then the owner of the establishment shooting the kidnapper in self-defense. Colonel McCormick had received word that someone was trying to garner money for the return of one of the soiled doves and made his way from the private room in the house to confront the extortionist. The man in question, one Billy Hitch (it was later revealed) drew on the Colonel, causing the mayor to retaliate in kind, causing Mr. Hitch to fall to the ground unconscious.
Mr. Hitch was taken to the jail, whereupon he was questioned by the Sheriff, Deputy Marshal and Judge Bean, where he gave up the information about the kidnap victim, Miss Camille Garnet, who had been seriously wounded by a gun shot and buried for dead out by Boot Hill with just a reed left for air. The Deputy Marshal, Silas Yeager and Sheriff, Jeb Blair rescued the woman, immediately taking her to the doctor's office, where she is remaining for observation.
A source has indicated that Mr. Hitch was hired by a third party and he was simply doing his duties as directed. The third party involved has not been officially named, but it is rumored to be a rancher. The Gazette will keep our readers up to date regarding the developments of this strange incident.
Willow Creek Feed and Tack Delivers!
Tired of riding all the way to town each week for feed, or other items you frequently need from the Livery and Feed. Setup an account today, and we will deliver all the items to your ranch or farm, once a week, or once a month. There will be no additional charges for these services. Check into this offer at the Livery and Feed on Lower Main Street.
Jacob Washington - Owner Willow Creek Feed and Tack
Help Wanted
Ranch hand
Roping, branding, herding, etc. Knowledge of firearms and attention to detail are musts. Inquire at the Circle-M Ranch or at the Lago County Jail.
To the members of the Auxiliary,
Tonight we will be voting for president of the Auxiliary, and I am writing to the townspeople today to put myself forward for this office.
If elected I will focus the efforts of the Auxiliary on charity, in particular I hope to galvanize our efforts in the collection of emergency goods to be used when people are in need. I'd like to organize the Auxiliaries members to help provide food and clothing to people who have trouble making ends meet, and to those whose circumstances have lead to grief and sorrow. Our Lord in heaven founded his message in compassion, and that is the mantle we, as the Auxiliary, should take upon our shoulders. Even our sewing circles should be used to that advantage, producing quilts and other household supplies for the less fortunate.
Respectfully,
M. Estes
Fire at the Scarlet Thread!
An officer of Fort Bloodworth, Lt. Col. Richard Reynolds was killed after attempting to burn down the Scarlet Thread, with many occupants still inside. Using two torches, Reynolds threw them into the windows in the foyer of the house, creating a flaming wall, where no one could get in, or out.
Mr. M.J. Harris, newly returned from his travels abroad, noted the officer's bizarre actions and caught him as he tossed the incendiaries into the house. He cornered Reynolds inside the Trail's End, attempting to make him surrender. However, the Army officer merely drew his weapon and began shooting at Mr. Harris. Armed with his old Cavalry sabre, Mr. Harris made quick work of the man who's actions caused extensive damage to the interior of the bawdy house.
Other than smoke inhilation, none of the residents or visitors of the house of ill-repute were injured. Mr. Harris sustained minor wounds to his arm. Lt. Col. Reynolds is survived by his widow, Mrs. Flanna Reynolds.
The Santa Fe, Kansas and Atkinson Railroad
By M. Estes
The North-Central Wyoming Spur of the Santa Fe, Kansas and Atkinson railroad that comes to Lago leaves the main route in Laramie, Wyoming. It was completed in 1865 and is jointly owned by Colonel McCormick, Major Duniway, and an unknown Texas company.
Decisions about the future paths of the railroad are being discussed even now in Washington. In fact, civil engineers have been scouring Wyoming. The New York Tribune last month recounted some letters detailing necessary resources such as coal and lumber. Of importance to Lago is how these other lines will impact our own town. Will they bring in new business or make it easier for other towns to grow instead? According to that article one of the most important decisions in the news two years will be whether these new lines will go through the Cheyenne pass or follow the old Cherokee trail through the mountains. Do we even have any sway over such decisions? Do we want to?
Lago is a growing town. The fount of her prosperity is due largely to ranching, but as the Colonel said in his address to the town before he became the mayor, mining might soon spring to life. These two things might well bring more businessmen to Lago, and the principle means of sending goods out of town and bringing goods and people in return, lies squarely on the railroad's shoulders.
Towns that do not have a railroad stop have little chance of economic growth, at least for the foreseeable future. Of the towns that have railroad stations, those that are friendliest to business and travelers will prosper faster. That is why it is imperative we do all we can to ensure the town's growth. The mayor is calling for plumbing and gas lighting, which will certainly have some appeal to travelers. But other business in the town, and indeed, the townspeople, should do all they can to ensure the success of the railroad. Difficult questions should be asked: How is the railroad maintained? Is it on time? Are there enough train cars to take the cattle to market? Are the Eastern buyers satisfied?
Townsfolk, Lago's citizens may want to take a more active interest in decisions made about the railroad. Perhaps some of us might want to pool together money and resources to buy part of the railroad. Should the lifeblood of Lago be of interest to the townspeople of Lago?
Letter to the Editor
Citizens of Lago,
It seems that this is the year of great changes in our great nation and in our own town. Now we may allow ourselves to buckle under the powers of sin to pull the righteous from their spots or we may move to rise above it. I have witnessed myself some of the more unwholesome activities of this town. Is it a man's fault for all of this? I think not, for he is here to protect us and cherish us. I think it is time that the women step forward in their rightful place beside the men of the community.
I have spent time in Kansas City collecting data for the best thing I can think of. I will be composing a book of etiquette for the woman of our century. It is a hard burden to be the mistress of society, but it is upon us to uphold tradition before we become slave to change. It is also my intention to stand before the Ladies Auxiliary and graciously ask that I am brought up in the next meetings to become head of this wonderful committee.
This committee is the backbone of Lago and I, myself, have attended and planned many a sewing circle as well as the other needed things. I know what kind of women we need and I hope that we can step back into the ring as the women we are meant to be. We are to support our men and raise our children in the ways of our Lord and Father. If the current residing president wishes to hold her spot, then I offer to become her second in charge. Though I also offer if she wants time off to recoup and take care of her family after the political assumptions thrown at the committee she may be my second in command.
Thus, I officially want to announce my intentions, as I believe my many years in Lago have proven that I can handle the job.
Miss Meghan McCormick
US Army Raises Voice
TK Roberts
The US Cavalry has been a constant companion to our quiet little town these long years. With Fort Bloodworth so near to Lago, it can only be expected that soldiers and their officers, walk among us from time to time.
Yesterday events unfolded, as soldiers broke the peaceful quiet in our community. In late afternoon, Judge Roy Bean, accompanied by Marshall Yeager, rousted a one Lieutenant Colonel Richard Reynolds from the local bawdy house, The Scarlet Thread. None too pleased with this turn of events, the Lt. Colonel promptly removed himself, and the few men under his command soon followed suit leaving the Thread.
This was just a preamble to the main event of the evening. The Lt. Colonel promptly moved his merry making, and his men to the confines of the Buffalo Rose. There, in the company of one of the ladies from the Thread, they proceeded to drink what was described as “a good amount” of liquor. The cavalry officer, and his men seemed intent on getting the local dove inebriated, plying her with as much liquor as she could hold. Apparently a dispute rose between them, and a local man, of Mexican heritage, the former Marshall, Jose Pablo Cordoba Corrido Montoya Cruz Saltamontes Rodriquez. The argument, that turned the air blue with the name-calling by the Army officers soon boiled over into the street, where Marshall Yeager was summoned to deal with the men for a second time that day. Cooler heads finally prevailed after several names, and insults were hurled back and forth from Lt. Colonel to Mexican.
As the Army was about to return to the fort, it was discovered that one of the Lt. Colonel’s men was missing a horse. Lieutenant Daniel Thorn’s steed was not where he left it. Lt. Thorn’s commanding officer was quick to accuse his adversary from the Buffalo Rose of stealing the animal. In fact no one could persuade him from the fact. After another round of foul name calling, the men did leave for the fort.
Later Marshall Yeager was seen being returned to town by Lieutenant Thorn. We can only assume that the Marshall returned the missing horse to the fort, and was given a ride back by the officer.
All of this begs the question: If the Army has so little to occupy itself with, that they are disturbing the peace of our quiet burg, who then is protecting us from the Indians that live not a few minutes ride from our streets?
Washington DC and Army Continuing Indian Program
By TK Roberts
The federal program we reported on some weeks ago is finally slated to make its arrival in Lago. The Army has decided on a policy of pacification, by supplying them with an alternative food source, free of charge. The Army as the distributor of the foodstuffs, and ultimately the caretakers of the Indians, has the unenviable task of protecting a population that was very recently considered the enemy.
It is claimed that the Indians in the Wyoming territory will be farmers instead of hunters inside two years. While the Army's official stance is one of support, local troopers found in Lago on leave, expressed doubt that the plan will work.
Smart money says the success, or failure of this program rest with the Indians themselves. Though some people will see the good in peaceful neighbors, the Indians themselves are facing the end of their culture and heritage. It is hard to argue against greater safety for our quiet little town. The success of this program would hopefully mean less killing, kidnapping, and livestock loss for the surrounding area.
The local cavalry from Fort Bloodworth is expecting the first shipment of horses via train by this time next week. The origins of these animals are uncertain, but rumors abound that they are horses taken from the southern armies at the end of the war.
Theatre to Open
Construction is currently going on for a Theatre of the Arts on Upper Third. This will house the Lago Players and seek invitations from musical quartets, operatic singers and all others who would share their abilities with our modest township. The opening will be announced at a later date.
LAC to Meet
There will be a Ladies Auxiliary gathering this evening (March 23) at 6pm at the church.
McCormick Wins Election!
by T.K. Roberts
In a hotly contested, and much debated election, the votes are finally counted.
The winner is none other than Colonel M.. McCormick. According to offical counts the margin of victory was one vote. Other reportings of note: The LAC was split equally down the middle between Washington, and McCormick. Powell did receive a few votes, begging the question which candidate did he pull support from? The negro vote sided more with the Colonel than Washington.
Now that the dust has cleared from this knock-down-drag-out election, we will have to see what the Colonel does first in his new duties as Mayor of Lago.
Sunday Services Announced
Services to be held next Sunday at 9 a.m. The sermon will be delivered by newly arrived Reverend Reginald Smith, with the Sabbath message being: 'Hell-bound, Damned by Heavenly Vengeance."
Clarification
By T.K. Roberts
It has become clear to the staff of the Gazette, that politics, on any level from national to the local, tends to bring out the best, and worst for those involved.
So, to clarify the offical postition of the Lago Gazette. I, as editor-in-chief state the following:
The Lago Gazette will not endorse nor comdemn any candidate in the upcoming election. Furthermore it was only our intention to allow all parties to have equal opportunity to express their views here.
As of this date March 20, 1867, and time, J.S. Brown has never been an employee of the Gazette. His views, and stories in no way express the views of the Gazette. They should be treated, and read as a letter to the editor. We regret if his statements have caused any consternation to those involved in the upcoming election. We wish to apologize to the members, and officers of the LAC. We had no reason to doubt the validity of your endorsement, and hope the printing of your statement, will clarify your position on the election.
We would also like to sincerely apologize to Colonel M.J. McCormick if statements by the opposition in the election have been insulting. They in no way express our opinion of you or of your opinions in the upcoming election. Again we would like to state that articles by J.S. Brown are his own opinion, and are on the level of letters to the editor. He does not hold a position with us, and any opinions he expressed are his own responsibility. We at the Gazette apologize for any insults received from those articles.
LAC Endorses No One, At This Point
In a stunning turn of events, several prominant members of the LAC are flabbergasted that Mr. Jacob Washington has promoted their endorsement without ever meeting with them!
"I have just cooked for the man at the Trail's End. At no time did Mr. Washington request a meeting with us," retorts Mrs. Mitsi Pincer, wife of bartender Jacob Pincer.
Also, Mrs. Uma Johannsen, Mrs. Marta Sorensons and Mrs. Loretta Tate, wife of Deputy Dewey Tate barraged the Gazette with their displeasure of the article. "The audacity of Mr. Washington, to use our program to promote his election! It is quite similar to the Major's remarks in the Gazette and we quote " I am offended that Mr. Washington has used the children and their learning as a commodity to further his political campaign." We as the LAC are offended that he had the temerity to use our institution as a means to further his mayorial campaign and demand a retraction immediately! Perhaps if he would have come to us, we would have supported him over that whore-mongering Colonel. But as it stands, we are dumbfounded and offended. Do not use our auxilliary as a pivot to influence others to procure you votes, Mr. Washington!"
The women have spoken.
Gazette Sued For Libel!
In an unprecedented Saturday morning hearing, Colonel McCormick was granted an injunction against the Lago Gazette on the grounds that it is libeling him on a personal level so as to damage his personal reputation and business.
Judge Bean granted the injunction until the election was held because in his words…”I told em to stop going on and on and on and on but they didn’t, so to hell with it…good Lord, I had no idea the sun was up this early.”
After that the Judge paused for some coffee and then continued. “I said, ‘If I'd had my druthers, I'd have moderated over all these debates and clapped down with some election year restrictions on speech.’ Well wouldn’t you know that folks didn’t listen, well there’s a difference between Free Speech and damaging a fella’s reputation and so when I say to stop callin’ folks Traitors they start in with Dictator, I’m not rightly sure what a Dictator is, but it sounds mighty foul.”
Apparently the Colonel felt that a Candidate calling him things like Dictator was fine, but not the newspaper.
“I am not a Dictator, and frankly it stuns me that the Gazetter would call me that when, when I’m waiting to see if the Doctors are going to saw off one of my legs. John Locke said that a Dictator is one who dictates; one who prescribes rules and maxims authoritatively for the direction of others. Do you think if I did that, I’d serve time in Jail for contempt of court?”
The Judge said there might be a hearing later in the weekend about this injunction but cautioned, “Don’t hold your breath.”
Washington Spends Last Days Before Election With LAC
by J.S. Brown
It seems the former Deputy Governor of this territory has moved past the founder of this town, Jacob Washington moving past the Colonel, by my figures, by seven points. The LAC has openly supported Mr. Washington in the election, since the last debate. Before the debate, most of the LAC was undecided, but now have moved to support Washington. Washington, in the last hours of the election seems optimistic about the election.
"The best man will win." he said, "Regardless of the outcome, I have no open quarrel with Mr. McCormick, and I will not duel with the man, as seems to be the outcome of many of his disputes."
"The outcome of this election," said Mr. Washington, "Will not deter me from my position. I am only interested in the welfare of this town. I would like to thank the LAC, and women like Grace Parker, Angelina Dubois, and Madeline Estes. These women are the backbone of this community, and I plan on recognizing that, if possible."
At this hour, Mr. Washington leads in all polls, conducted by myself, and the LAC. I wish to offer my open support to Mr. Washington and his strong backing of local conservatives. The people of true values in this town will vote for Washington, and I am confident in that fact. Mr. McCormick, I will not call him the Colonel anymore, has led the liberal people in this town, and will continue to do so, but at this point, I believe enough people in this town are conservative, and believe in true christian values, and will choose Mr. Washington as the leader of their town into the next decade. Its time to put the power into the hands of the people, and away from the few that dictate this town. I am not writing of the Major Duniway, or anyone else who helps this town grow, but of M.J. McCormick, he is a dictator, who owns this town as we speak. He puts women on the street, and allows them to openly proposition many men, including myself, whilst I am standing on Main Street. Hopefully, with a man like Washington in power, this will end.
I urge all, citizens of Lago to vote with your children in mind. Vote Washington for your future, and your childrens future.
Early Polling
Polling compiled by the ladies of the LAC indicate Mr. Jacob Washington taking a slight lead to Colonel McCormick as the voting nears, this coming Monday. Please realize that this poll is far from scientific and can swing either way before the actual polls open.
Treason and You...
Titled, why I don't think all speech should be free
By Judge Roy Bean
If I'd had my druthers, I'd have moderated over all these debates and clapped down with some election year restrictions on speech like Honest Abe would have supported
Slander is a spoken defamation while libel is a written defamation. Kind of important to keep those apart there when you want to be mayor.
As it is, this dyslogistic ranting that gets put into the paper all the time is starting to rub me the wrong way.
There is a lot of treason talk and it's going to get someone shot, so let me clear something up right now. None of the Rebels are tratiors and at the same time their ranks, at least the officer's should be respected for they are Gentlemen and gained their rank through service to the United States, the question was, what was the United States.
Even while the War was in progress, the Federal Government offered amnesty to Confederate citizens in an attempt to encourage loyalty to the Union and to begin the process of reconstruction. The Confiscation Act of '62 authorized the president of the United States to pardon anyone involved in the rebellion. The Amnesty Proclamation of 8 December '63, offered pardons to those who had not held a Confederate civil office, had not mistreated Union prisoners, and would sign an oath of allegiance. Another limited amnesty that targeted Southern civilians came into effect on 26 May 1864.
On April 9th '65, when General R.E. Lee surrendered the Army of Northern Virginia to U.S. Grant, the men and officers were allowed to return to their homes, not to be disturbed by United States authority so long as they observe their paroles and the laws in force where they may reside. This stipulation allowed Confederate soldiers to return to their homes without the threat of trials for treason.
On 29 May '65, President Andrew Johnson provided for amnesty and the return of property to those who would take an oath of allegiance. However, former Confederate government officials, officers with the rank of Colonel and above from the Confederate Army or Lieutenant and above from the Confederate navy, and people owning more than $20,000 worth of property had to apply for individual pardons.
Officers of the CSA are recognized in the eyes of the Law as being military officers in a revolt and thus are to be treated with the same respect and honor as an officer of a foreign military if they are found in uniform during their time of service.
The next person that calls someone a Traitor, is going to be fined 25 dollars for disturbing the peace.
Response to Colonel McCormick
First of all, I refuse to call M.J. McCormick a Colonel. He was a Colonel in a disbanded army of rebels that does not exist, and was never a Colonel in my nation. The only Colonels I know are the two at Fort Bloodworth.
I am disgusted that the women who work for me are being scrutinized because of this election. I am not living at the Livery, but at my farm, south of town. I let these women stay at the Livery because they are employees of myself. One is a clerk, the other a genius in economics. They are not the sort of woman you would have at your house of ill repute. If these women are attacked through slander once more, I will have no choice but to file a lawsuit against the Tattler, its editor, and its owner. I have no intention in opening the Rose and Thorn for the same sort of business that you had in there. Secondly, anyone who takes up arms against our government has committed treason. Point blank, no ifs, ands, or buts. The fact of the matter is, I am an American, from the United States of America, and I do not try to hide that fact. I believe in this country, and I would never take up arms against it, but try to change what I see as problems, within the legal limitations of our constitution.
I am reactionary. I react to the environment around me. That is the natural couse of things, and is the same way you, or anyone else reacts to the situation, as it happens.
I would also like to point out that if McCormick is elected, as I have said it many times before, he will cater to his own interests. His only interest is making profit for himself. I know he has alot of people enamored, because he was the founder of this town/county, but it is time to move away from his dictator-like ways, and incorporate our town into a proper township, with a council. A council to decide what is best for all of us, and not the few with money. I think the McCormick's view on taxes is ridiculious, and uneducated. The man does not want taxes because the things in which he spends his money, will be limited, hence, his profitability will be limited. That is what this man is concerned about, profit, and money. He is a greedy scoundrel, and I will not stand down from his power. I am not afraid of his power, and I will fight his power until I am put in the ground.
What I see for this town, is a true democratic city, issues decided by the masses, not by a single man. If we are to grow, we will have to pull away from McCormick, and move toward democracy. Gas lights are a must, as well as proper sewage and plumbing, but McCormick will not do this, as there is no chance for profit, unless he charges all who link to this system, or walk under the lights.
In closing, I will say this. I know you will all vote wisely, and you will choose the best candidate for the position. A proven criminal is not the best descision for this position. M.J. McCormick is a criminal, and that has been proven.
A vote for Washington is a vote for true progress.
Notice of Intent
This notice is being posted in the Lago Gazette to notify the people of Lago that Mr. Andrew Powell, attorney at law, will be running for Mayor of Lago, Wyoming Territory. He asks that any questions pertaining to his campaign, stances, or plans for the city be directed at his office.
A Letter to Lago
By Colonel M.J. McCormick
I'm M.J. McCormick, I was a Colonel in the Confederate States of America during the recent war. I have fought for this country and I believe in this country. To say I have committed treason, as Mr. Washington has accused, because of an intellectual disagreement with Lincoln and Johnson is an outright lie. If Mr. Washington is elected will take any disagreement with himself to be against the law?
I've been out here in the Dakota, Wyoming, Kansas Territory as it's been organized for about ten years. I built my house on Eagle Butte before the war and the Major and myself laid the corner stones of all the major buildings in town. Carver helped with the Railroad.
So I take affront when people like Mr. Washington call me a dictator or think I'm here for my own gain. What do I gain when someone comes to work for me and I hand then eighty or a hundred dollars so they can get their lives settled for a new job? What do I gain when I give Miss Estes or Miss Meghan a room in the hotel for no charge?
What do I gain? People stay here in Lago, that's what I gain. I get the opportunity to see this town grow.
Of all the men who have run for mayor in the last two years, the only who has shown a reactionary nature is Mister Washington, he is unable to deal with changes that happen quickly. This is because his head is full of theory, which is nothing like the real thing. You have to actually do the work to know what to do when disaster strikes. That is the sort of thing I learned serving in the military, and building this town, with the county council, these last 10 years.
Mister Washington re-invents himself so often, I'm not sure who I will be talking to the next time I see him. First he's buying a brothel for a brothel, then he's against them, then he's trying to hire Whores, then he's not. First he's a son of the South running against a Yankee, now he's a good Northerner calling folks traitors.
Now, last night there was a row about the Scarlet Thread. One of my employees -- not a dove --, a Miss Meghan, she once told me that the Brothels are needed because it keeps the good women from having relations before they are married since the men have somewhere else to go. Now that's not my express intention, but I think I understand her point of view. Relations are going to happen. They've always happened and they will happen. In the old times, a village would have whores, usually in a temple so that the cycle of childbirth could be controlled to facilitate both man and woman working in the fields. Today, I think it's important for the sort of woman who...you know...a safe and respectful place to...stay. If I closed the brothel what would happen is all sorts of...things...would take place in more public venues, like folks screwing' on the tables in the Buffalo Rose. The Scarlet Thread has medical exams for the girls and if there is and disease, they are treated of if it's beyond that, out of a job. There's regulation by the employee. If the Scarlet Thread went away, disease would be more prevalent. The girls, they are never in an unsafe situation unless they've gotten themselves into one. We lost a gal last summer, for example. She took up with man and she'd not stop taking up with him, even after is was clear to all he was dangerous. The gal wouldn't stop seeing the man and it went on and on and finally he killed her. It was of no fault of the Rose and Thorn's. That sort of thing happens anywhere. A relationship goes so far neither side can get out of it.But. The safety and security of the gals is important. The most important thing. And for the town, too. And honestly I lose money on the place most every month. So that's where I stand on the brothel.
My vision for the future is to expand the economic base of the town out into the mountains and accelerate mining, right now all that happens is a handful of men pan or sluice mine for placer deposits of silver. However there is much more out there than that. Mining and ranching should be the two pillars of Lago. With farming and trapping to support them and the town's other needs. All that goes out the railroad and in comes the rest of what we can't produce.
Taxes, at this point in our history, will do no good for anyone.
For example, right now, the county owns the Jail and has paid for the roads and for the Sheriff and deputies. If someone was to come in and split Lago off from the County they would have to pay the county for the land and the building.
So right off that bat, that's a thousand dollars in the hole. Where is the money coming from? Mister Washington doesn't have a big enough business to pay any taxes whatsoever so it'll come from Me and the Major. But that won't be enough, so it'll come from the new Tailor and the new Gunsmith and it'll come from the Gambler.
And who the hell wants to stay in town when they can slip out Reed Road and be tax free?
What he's going to do is count on the Hotel and the Scarlet Thread closing down because of taxes and then having all that move to the Rose and Thorn he bought from me.
There is no reason to have taxes, the Federal Judge oversees the Lawmen, even the ones we pay for, so it's idiotic to make the people...or Me...pay for the Jail twice.
So now you know where I stand on my vision for the town. And I want to repeat some wisdom of Plato: "If you can discover a better way of life than office-holding for your future rulers, a well-governed city becomes a possibility. For only in such a state will those rule who are truly rich, not in gold, but in the wealth that makes happiness--a good and wise life."
I do not want to be Mayor because it offers me something. I want to be mayor because I have, and have had these past 10 years, a vision for the future of this town. I don't want Mr. Washington to be mayor because he will destroy what we all have made.
Colonel Collapses
Colonel McCormick was rushed up to a room to be treated after collapsing in the entrance of the Grand Hotel due to loss of blood.
It was said that the Colonel had not allowed the Doctors to completely close the wound and it had reopened during the morning as he worked in the First National Bank.
A Different View
by J.S. Brown
This reporter has a slightly different view of the events that surrounded the debate. On a night in which the Colonel was said to be injured, he seemed to have no problem trying to surprise Mr. Washington by showing up anyway. Washington had no objection to the debate, as things were started a little late. The debate started with both sides giving opinions on the taxing system that Mr. Washington has laid out. The Colonel seems reluctant to relinquish any power to the townsfolk, while Mr. Washington is standing firm with the idea of turning the power completely over to the townsfolk, through referendum. Later, the debate turned sour as an unknown woman from the LAC asked questions concerning the Scarlet Thread. The Colonel seemed to be sidestepping the question, while Mr. Washington was plain embarrassed.
Somehow, this led to a discussion on the civil war, when Mr. Washington called the Colonel a treasonous man, for his part in the rebellion. The Colonel then stuck his foot in his mouth by saying that if he had enough money to leave, he would be gone. This reporter once has been reaffirmed that the Colonel is only catering to his special interests, as Mr. Washington had earlier stated. In the end, it came down to a question on infrastructure, the Colonel speaking about gas lights and plumbing. Mr. Washington said he planned on bringing in gas lighting, making no comment about plumbling, but choosing to discuss a duly elected town council.
It is this reporters opinion that the debate was a definate victory for Mr. Washington, as the Colonel, and his sidekick, the soiled dove, Camille Garnet, time after time, stuck their foot in their mouths, with embarrassing comments, and foul language. I will be surprised if the LAC does not openly campaign against Mr. McCormick after this debate. The election will be held in four days.
Debate Review
By M. MacIntyre
The debate was held Wednesday night as planned, even though Colonel McCormick was clearly still suffering from his injuries with the cannon baller. In fact, the Colonel managed to be there on time, even if he
had to sit for the duration of the debate on a buckboard. He took questions from the crowd while waiting for Mr. Washington to show up. After 30 minutes, Miss Estes went to fetch him from the Livery.
Mr Washington then chose Doctor Thompson to mediate. Everything went smoothly until the topic of the brothel came up. Mr. Washington declined to the question directly prompting speculation that Mr. Washington intends to close it the minute he takes office. Others accused the Colonel of sinful behavior for owning it.
The question of infrastructure came up at the end, the Colonel promising gas lights, and then plumbing within a year, while Mr. Washington also took up the banner of gas lights, declining the plumbing, but promising more referendums where we'd all go vote on things like firing Jeb Blair if he takes up visiting the house of ill repute.
In summary the candidates differentiate themselves on two points. The first is the brothel, the second the infrastructure.
Letter to the Editor
I take personal affront to Mr. Washington's claim that the Colonel solely runs and provides funding for the town of Lago. The county commission was implemented in 1865 and organized this county and township, the four of us that put the money in to start this town were empowered to run this county by the territorial governor, establishing this committee to run this county. Those four, myself, my wife, the Colonel, Mr. Carver, who came with the railroad and even though the Colonel put up most of the money, the responsibility was parsed out equally.
And let me tell you, if you consider the Colonel a dictator, you should have seen the three to one votes he received in many of our meetings. In the fall of ’65, Mr. Washington thought there should be a mayor, even though things were working out fine. And in that election, when things started going wrong for him, all of a sudden the Klan showed up, yelling “Vote Washington or Burn”. Upon hearing that, the Colonel took his money and support back from the Harvard man and put it with me. If you think Mr. Washington is speaking the god’s honest truth when he opens his mouth, then I hope you aren’t mesmerized by his fancy Harvard speeches or his opinions of prosperity that will follow should he be elected Mayor. He is just thinking of the title of folk calling him Mayor and how much weight he can throw around should he win.
I hope that the town I helped found will not turn it’s back on it’s father to come under the influence of a lecherous nephew.
Major J.E. Duniway
Open Letter to Mr. Washington
I take umbrage with the statement you made. I bowed out of the debate, not as you say becaue I fear, but because I was shot in the thigh with a Henry Rifle, shot with a cannon while the night before that I was shoot in the shoulder with a dueling pistol. If you want to insult someone Mister Washington, you'd do better to insult someone else.
Colonel M.J. McCormick
Debate is On!
Colonel McCormick will attend the debate at 7 p.m..
Seamstress Open for Business
Miss Ariel Matthews is open for business in her shop atop the General Store. Miss Matthews recently arrived from Pennsylvania, bringing with her exquisite new fabrics from back East.
If you have any clothing needs, from wedding dresses and suits to the latest fashion of day and evening dress, please contact Miss Matthews.
Letter of Intent
To the people of Lago,
My opponent has done our town a tremendous favor by assisting the local lawmen in bringing down this cannoneer. Many of us tried, but the lawmen finally made an attempt, and were successful. The Colonel is fortunate he was not killed. On the other hand, we do have an election. Thursday night we had planned for a debate, but due to the many men who want to kill the Colonel, he has decided to stay home. I, on the other hand, will be present outside the courthouse at 7:00 P.M. to answer any question, anyone wishes to ask. I urge all citizens to step forward and ask whatever it is on their minds.
Jacob Washington
Debate Cancelled
To the People of Lago and to Mister Washington.
I regret to say that I will be unable to partake in the Scheduled Debate with Mister Washington this week because of my wounds in the recent action with the Madman of the Mountain, James W. Conner.
And while I looked forward to discussing Taxes, City Improvments and City Debt with Mister Washington, my Doctors have advised me to remain resting for the time being.
I do however look foreward to giving Mister Washington and Erik Hughes the kudos they deserve for thier self-less bravery in attempting to root out the Mad Mister Conner.
Colonel M.J. McCormick
Second Mayorial Debate Scheduled
There will be another public debate between mayoral candidates Colonel McCormick and Mr. Washington this Wednesday at 7pm in front of the Courthouse. The moderator will be Miss Isabella.
Courage Under Fire!
TK Roberts
In a country that has just survived the furnaces of civil war, it isn’t rare to hear of stories of bravery under fire. What is rare is to have such a fine example of it ride from our very streets to do battle on our behalf in the mountains.
Colonel McCormick, along with his brave companions in arms, Sheriff Jeb Blair, and US Marshall Silas Yeager, joined forces against the evil of the Crazy Cannoneer in the mountains outside of town. Both the Marshall, and the Colonel were recovering from prior wounds, but that didn’t stop the stalwart men! No!
They continued on their perilous road, without thought to the safety of their own life, and limb.
Stopping just before the final charge, The Colonel offered his hand to both of the brave men with him, stating, “Gentlemen. It has been a honor.” Prepared for the worst and having said his farewells the Colonel then led his men out into the open, into the jaws of death, and the mouth of that blasphemous cannon that has been the predator of Lago these past few weeks.
Immediately the villain fired another volley at our heroes. Sending pieces of lead from the cannonball flying through the air to seek their lives. Fingers of death striking all around them, the Colonel, and the Sheriff both took their fair share of lead. The Colonel then urged his men forward, calling out his battle cry for their encouragement, and as the final warning to the villain behind the cannon.
While he was reloading our heroes closed the space between them, and the infernal machine of death that destroyed the upper floors of the General Store. The Colonel, though wounded led his men on. The villain seeing his minutes were numbered quickly pulled up a rifle, and fired hitting the Colonel yet again. Colonel McCormick was not to be deterred though, and urged his men forward to continue their valiant charge. Sheriff Blair returned the villain’s fire, knocking him down, and with the help of Marshall Yeager ended the evil man’s grip of terror on our quiet town.
Anyone will tell you that a close infantry charge against artillery is one of the most dangerous things in battle. Here we have three shining examples of courage to hold up for all to see. Don’t let one of these brave men walk by without expressing your gratitude for risking their own lives so that the good people of Lago may live, and be free from fear.
All is quiet in out fair town now. But now we have to acknowledge that our peace comes at a great price. We should all feel better knowing there are true men among us that are willing to pay that price, and ante up the price of poker for all the rest of us. Thank you Colonel McCormick, Sheriff Blair, and Marshall Yeager.
Feed and Tack Sale
Willow Creek Livery and Feed announces a 10% sale on all saddles, feed, and seed, for the rest of this week, until next Sunday. Contact clerk Katie-Ann Arvin, or Jacob Washington at the Livery on Lower Main Street.
Willow Creek Livery and Feed also carries whips, Bridles, Snaffles, Halters, Curry Combs, Horse Brushes, Quirts, Stirrups, Spurs, Bits, Cowboy hats, and Wagons.
The Law Rides!
Sheriff Jeb Blair and Marshal Silas Yeager, along with Colonel McCormick, took the steel to the criminal on March 14th after an afternoon shelling on Main Street and High Main Street, by going into the mountains and confronting the mad man of the mountain, James Wright Conner. The sounds of cannon and gun fire were heard from town and then silence blanketed the area.
As the men approached, and as expected, one shot from of the cannon and exploded on the mountain trail. Shrapnel struck the Colonel and Sheriff Blair, while Marshal Yeager was untouched. The soldiers rushed through the granite chips and smoke as a hail of rifle bullets quickly brought McCormick to his knees, who was just the night before wounded to settle a debt of honor. Sheriff Blair sustained several cuts from the hot iron and rock. The two lawmen charged over the brush and struck the cannoneer with repeated rifle blasts, ultimately leaving the man cold and lifeless on the ground. The town of Lago is safe from the machinations of the insanity of the former military man thanks to these three heroes.
Duel Settles Debt of Honor
Several people were witness to the duel between Colonel M.J. McCormick and Don Diego de la Vega which occurred outside the Grand Hotel.. The seconds, Juan Pablo Ximinez de Enrique Vasquez y la Madre de Dios Rodriquez, AKA El Cabron and Jose Pablo Cordoba Corrido Montoya Cruz Saltamontes Rodriquez were in attendance as was Doctor Benjamin Claussen. Dueling pistols were issued and after pacing the 15 feet, they turned and fired. Each inflicted minimal damage, but the debt was adequatly satisfied on both sides. The Don retired to his room before Dr. Claussen had to opportunity to treat him. Colonel McCormick was treated and released. However, moments later found him wandering and running about the town in a most dispondant manner. It was witnessed by someone exiting the Trail's End that he ran frantically into the Scarlet Thread, but never exited after a window was opened and a shot rang out along with a familiar voice shouting into the darkness, "Hold the left flank! They are weak on the left flank." And then silence.
The Uniting of Families
By M. Estes
In a moving ceremony yesterday, Mr. William Whitlock and Miss Allison Bartlett were united forever. The church was decorated with winter greenery and complimented Mrs. Whitlock's elegant white dress with the fashionable white bow. The bride was given into the hands of Mr. Whitlock, also well-dressed in a black suit, by none other than one of the town's foremost citizens, the handsome Doctor Benjamin Claussen. Along with exchanging their vows, they also exchanged rings. Mrs. Whitlock's ring being particularly unusual, a band of hearts with an emerald stone.
The newlyweds adjourned, with a good number of townsfolk in tow, to the luxury of the Grand Hotel where dinner, cake and dancing were served in equal parts.
This author wishes the newlyweds joy and happiness forever, amen.
Duel Response to Pablo
Jose Pablo,
Quit fooling around. You know perfectly well that swords and pistoles are the only serious weapon to consider for the duelo. We await your reply.
El Cabron
Letter to the Editor
Last night's spirited discussion between Mr.Washington and Colonel McCormick was an excellent milieu for the first Mayoral debate. Neither party held back on their opinions, which were both volatile and thought provoking. Miss Estes, the moderator, did her best to keep the discussion lively while she waited for the townspeople to supply other relevant questions to the town. While Miss Estes interest in the debate no doubt stems from the fact that women can vote in the election this year, the frailty of women was all too apparent since she seemed near froze through by the end of it. Perhaps she learned her lesson and will give up the post to a man, men having the necessary muscle and bone to keep the elements at bay.
Even so, she deserves credit for standing before the whole town thinking up questions off the top of her head for the benefit of airing the candidate's opinions. Which is impressively clever by far for a woman in this man's opinion.
In this debate at least two important topics seemed noteworthy enough to inspire discussion by the townsfolk. The first was taxes. Mr. Washington intends to tax businesses to pay for things that are now payed for largely by the Colonel and the Major.
Since we now enjoy having no taxes at all, people wondered what this might entail. There was some concern that Mr. Washington might define business so broadly that even a man's wife selling her wovens might inspire taxes, and then there was further discussion about how many of the town's newest businesses are by regular folk and not the Colonel and the Major, and what would those taxes do to those businesses. Colonel McCormick plans to keep paying for things and put gas lights in the city streets, which will, no way around it, make things safer, especially for our women and children. While we cannot know what the ultimate effect of taxes verses no taxes will be on the town, it is clear this point differentiates the two candidates.
The second point was law enforcement. The Colonel felt vigilante groups without a license were mobs and should be arrested if acting toward violence, while Mr. Washington felt that if the mob was tending
toward good -- say a lynch mob, then there was no need for interference. Colonel McCormick felt the mayor's job was to assist the law in its job by providing funds and buildings and the like, while Mr. Washington felt the mayor should take a more active role in making sure the law wasn't drunk on the courthouse stairs and also not prominent customers of the Thread, which at the present moment doesn't seem to be an issue, but if the town expands someday might be important.
In conclusion this author believes neither party won or lost, but that the candidates have differentiated themselves at least on two important issues, taxes and law enforcement. I hope there will be at least one more debate before the election to help folks like me parse the dichotomy of their opinions so I know who to vote for.
Sincerely,
M. MacIntyre
Open Letter to the People of Lago
To the people of Lago,
I have heard rumours that I am dropping out of this election. Those rumours are false. I am as content as I was a week ago, in helping this town grow and prosper. There are men who would rather I secede from the election campaign, but I will not back down so the Colonel can cater to his elite group of former rebels turned corrupt businessmen. It is obvious to me that this man is corrupt, with all the men who wish him buried. He is a proven criminal, and has shown that his only concern is how much profit he is going to make. The reason he entered this race, so that he will not lose the power in which he wields. If he loses this power, he will not be able to benefit his special interests. Money.
Jacob Washington
Debate Final Summary
by J.S. Brown
In a public debate Thursday night, Washington was defeated soundly, though the odds seemed against him from the beginning. Miss Estes, asking prepared questions and having Washington answer first, with the Colonel second. After several rounds of debating, the Colonel appeared, to this reporter, to avoid certain topics which would have been bad for him, instead, forcing Washington into a debate over his taxes. Washington, on the other hand, seemed more concerned with the Colonel's enemies, and his lawlessness. At the end of the debate, Washington asked for another debate next Thursday, asking an unknown woman in the crowd to be mediator, later identified as a Miss Isabella. I caught up with one of Washington's advisors after the debate, who told me that he is considering dropping out of the race, due to the friends who have turned their back on him since the campaign began, but that had neither been denied or confirmed.
Upcoming Nuptuals Announced
Saturday March 13th the wedding of Miss Allison Bartlett and Mr. William Whitlock will take place at the local church. All in the town of Lago and surrounding areas are invited to attend the wedding and then follow the bride and groom to the Grand Hotel where the kind Colonel McCormick has offered to allow the usage of the dining room for a celebration. The wedding will be held at 6pm with the party following directly afterwards.
Crazed Canoneer Causes More Mayhem!
by J.S. Brown
After another week of our town being bombarded by the crazed Irishman Conner, several people took the matter in their own hands. First, former lawman James Parker braved the weather to fire a shot at the man. I have put together a rough version of what happened. Parker reportedly told the man that he had endagered his wife for the last time, and put a bullet in the mans belly. After exchanging shots with the madman, both were wounded, Parker worse than the other. I am not sure as to how it happened at this point, but, half an hour later, an indian medicine man was reported to have drug James Parker back to Reed Road. Parker is reported to be in critical condition
An hour or so later, Jacob Washington reportedly rounded up a posse, made up of himself, Colonel Hughes, commander of the fort, and Logan Thackett, employee of Jacob Washington and owner of the Locksmith Shop on Upper Second. We do not know the extent of their search, but it was reported that they slid down the mountain, and rolled into the frozen Willow Creek. All three have reported minor wounds.
I caught up with Jacob Washington and asked him, "What possessed you to climb the mountain?"
"What possessed me?" Washington looked at me curiously, "There's a madman on that mountain that is shooting cannonfire at our citizens. People have been hurt, and someone has to stop this man, before the rest of us are buried under these buildings. I was not thinking about an election, I was thinking about the welfare of my friends."
I asked him about the minor wounds he received, and he declined to comment. More on this as it develops.
**U.S. Deputy Marshal, Silas Yeager was also shot last evening in an altercation with the Irishman, resulting in considerable damage to his shoulder. He is currently recouperating from his wounds.
Mayorial Debate Tonight
By M. Estes
There will be a public debate between Mr. Washington and Colonel McCormick this evening, March 11, at 7pm at the Courthouse. The format will entail a mixture of questions from the public and a few questions of general interest.
Major Duniway Makes Statement
"With the innundation of warm air coming from the Lago Tack Shop, I'd like to take this opportunity to remind Mr. Washington that the County Commission is not just the Colonel. I have provided the building and maintenance subsidies for the Duniway School. The school has never been underfunded nor neglected as I instruct each teacher that should the children need anything, they just have but to let me know.
If Mr. Washington believes that throwing around his finances will endear the people to his side of the ticket, then I believe he has another think coming. I am offended that Mr. Washington has used the children and their learning as a commodity to further his political campaign. As for me, I am throwing my support behind Colonel McCormick."
Signed,
Major J.E. Duniway, Diamond D Ranch
Washington Makes Sizeable Donation
by J.S. Brown
Just after noon, Jacob Washington wheeled six boxes of school supplies and new books into the Duniway School, and presented them to Mrs. Grace Parker. After exiting the school, I asked him what posessed him to purchase the items.
"Well, the County Commission wasn't gonna do it unless they profitted from it." Washington said, "The County Commission consisting of McCormick, that is. If we had waited on them, those books would still be in use twenty years from now."
Colonel Issues Statement
Mister Washington, a man I backed in his previous run for the Mayor's Office has been issuing speeches and comments each and every day.
I'd rather say my peace during a debate but I'd like to throw some more kerosene on the fire before the debate, just so people don't think I'm being too quiet.
Firstly, Mister Washington has no idea what it will take to "pull Lago out of the red" because he doesn't know what is owed if the town were to go on it's own.
Secondly, Mister Washington keeps insulting the Marshal for his lack of initiative with the "Cannoneer" despite the fact that the Marshal is currently in the mountains tracking the madman.
Lastly, taxing won't work, so I'd like to give Mister Washington a day to figure out exactly what he is going to say for the debate, since his story changes day to day.
Parker/Alcott Nuptuals
The Gazette is pleased to announce the wedding of Mr. James Parker, owner of the Square P Ranch and Miss Mary "Grace" Alcott. The wedding took place Saturday, March 6. The newly weds will make their home at the Square P Ranch. Mrs. Parker will continue to instruct the children at the Duniway School.
Livery and Feed Now Hiring
Mr. Jacob Washington, owner of the Livery and Feed on Lower Main Street is looking for a clerk to run the store while Mr. Washington is not around. The job comes with a room, complete with furniture. Apply in person on Lower Main Street, at the Livery.
Washington Makes Speech on Main
by J.S. Brown
Speaking before a mixed crowd on Main Street, Jacob Washington told us that he did not plan on moving the doves out of town if he is elected, merely stating "that is up to the courts". He also told us how he planned on pulling the Lago budget out of the red, without taxing the poor. He mentioned that he was working with Mister Thackett on finding the cannoneer.
Washington also said that he wanted to find a full time preacher, and better books for the school. After hearing his speech, I have decided to throw my weight behind Washington in the mayorial election.
To the Peoples of Lago!
The fortunes of war have brought us together and the luck of the Irish have brought into my possession a glorious host of weaponry!
Rockets, Shells, Balls, Powder and most of all the great cannon with it's elevating platform!
A great madman died in the winter and thus what was his is mine!
I have learned from the great William Clarke Quantrill and I will now make Wyoming Scream!
Every Tuesday until Col M.J. McCormick is hung from the neck until he is dead the town of Lago will be struck!
Lt. James Wright Conner, CSA
Interview with Colonel McCormick
Miss Madeline Estes
Since Mr. Joe Roland has dropped out of the race, I am including an interview with Colonel McCormick, who has decided to run against Mr. Jacob Washington.
Miss Estes: Colonel, what do you think about the Indians and our relationship with them?
Colonel McCormick: The Indian problem has many facets and is different for the region of the country and the culture of the Indians who dwell there. In our little world, the problem is what can we do with the Indian Nations of the Great Plains, the Crow, Cree, Sioux, Mandain, Blackfoot and Cheyenne to name a few
Miss Estes: Well, as to that, what do you think should be our strategy in Lago.
Colonel McCormick: We have but one choice. To make them Christians...or Jewish, but Lord help us, not Mormon and allow them to roam freely across the Plains and into the British Territories like the Bedouin do across Africa and Asia. (pause) Perhaps get them Camels. (pause) "Yes...Camels.
Miss Estes: How do you feel about trade, commerce, and the railroad?
Colonel McCormick: Trade, commerce and the railroad are three of my four favorite things. Trade will come with more businesses, businesses require capital, capital comes from those with money, old money, new money it doesn't matter. Commerce must be allowed to live and breathe and it can not be hampered by taxes or over-bearing licenses, the railroad will serve to supply those needs which we can not fulfill ourselves and to allow the export of our own goods.
Miss Estes: Interesting. What's your fourth favorite thing?
Colonel McCormick: (no answer)
Miss Estes: Ah. Well, Colonel, how do you feel about the cannon ball incident?
Colonel McCormick:That was unfortunate, but it's obviously from either the madman or the madman's gun who shelled Lago last summer, it's a terrible story of hubris, lose and lust. (pause) However, it's too chaotic weather wise in the mountains now to do anything at the moment.
Miss Estes: But as Mayor you'd plan to do something eventually, wouldn't you?
Colonel McCormick: Eventually? Yes, of course, the Marshal is up there right now, braving sudden death from a host of things. Personally, I spent the fall and a considerable amount of personal funds to build and observation balloon for this sort of situation. (pause) Upon my election, I'll go out there myself and find this...cannon.
Miss Estes: Have you any plans for public works, like a public library?
Colonel McCormick: No, not a library, but I will secure a source for gas and light the street of Lago.
Miss Estes: How is the town of Lago going to pay for things?
Colonel McCormick: It's not. (pause) I'll donate the money.
Miss Estes: Have you any other statements to make? You know, anything you'd like the people of Lago to know about you as a man?
Colonel McCormick: I enjoy a nice winter night with a bottle of brandy and my Cello, justice and there is nothing finer than the sound of a 10 gauge shotgun going off into a flight of Geese. (pause) Those are the things I hold dear, I hate taxes, those who meddle in the affairs of others and those who think that they know more than other folks.
Colonel McCormick Throws Hat In Ring
It appears that with Mr. Roland pulling out of the mayorial race, it spurred the Colonel to jump into the fray. We at the Gazette foresee the Colonel giving Mr. Jacob Washington and the race a run for the money.
Joe Roland Pulls Out of Mayorial Race
Mr. Roland announced today he is withdrawing his name from the running. "After thinkin it over, I decided I I ain't cut out to be a politician no how." He wishes to thank all who supported him in the short time he was a candidate.
Ten Questions with Jacob Washington
By J.S. Brown
Q: Mr. Washington, do you, or do you not support women's suffrage?
A: I feel that it is vital to our nation to allow the vote to the women. I am also under the impression that some women are just as suitable as some men, when it comes to taking public office, and managing the assets of a town, or a territory. When I was speaking with the Colonel, I merely questioned the legality of the motion by the County commission. When it comes right down to it, this territory does have a law in place, stating that in order to vote, one must be a white, land owning male. It does not state wether or not a vote may be extended to women in a local election. I am excited that our town will be the first to allow such a vote to the women, something that should have been offered when our nation was created.
Q: Mr. Washington, why did you purchase the Rose and Thorn?
A: I am a business man. I purchased the building, not the business. I never had the intention of offering the same services, and the Colonel knows that. I told him that I did not intend on keeping his employees on. I never expected him to move the business to the center of town. The reason I purchased the Rose and Thorn is to turn the building into a social club, fit for holding meetings for a Trade committee, or even sporting events.
Q: Mr. Washington, Mr. Powell said in his open letter, that you cater to the wealthy, and not to the poor. What do you have to say about that?
A: That is absurd. I do not deny that I made profit on the brewery, as he said, but what would be the point in having a business, if I did not make money from it. The fact of the matter is, I am a man of the people, both male and female, wealthy and poor. I believe, in order to make a more perfect community, we must all live together in peace, and learn to support one another.
Q: What do you think about Mr. Roland?
A: I've known Joe since I came to Lago. He is a good man, an honest man. He raises a good horse. I would trust him with my life.
Q: What is the most important issue on your agenda?
A: Well, I am concerned with the local law enforcement. It seems they sit idle at the jailhouse, while crime runs rampant. The shelling of the general store was enough to cause alarm to myself, and many other, yet the Sheriff seems as if he doesn't mind. That is completely unacceptable, and I believe we should be paying someone who will protect our town, instead of leaving us out to dry.
Q: While in Cheyenne serving as Deputy Governor, you urged medicinal research. What are your thoughts about Lago, and its need for medicine?
A: I believe we should have the best medicine for our doctors to use, and the best equipment available. A healthy town is a prosperous town.
Q: Mr. Washington, you stated previously that you think we should preach the gospel to the Indians. What religion are you, and do you attend church regularly?
A: I am a Christian. I have my own beliefs according to what I understand of the Holy Bible. I was raised in a Baptist upbringing. I would attend church regularly, if our town had a regular preacher. Right now all we have is the traveling preachers of our territory, and of course, the occasional missionary.
Q: Mr. Washington, what are your thoughts on slavery?
A: I think slavery was a disgusting thing brought over while we were still under British rule. I am happy that our nation has put this era behind us, and we are ready to move on. At the same time, I am from the South, and I am disgusted, as well, by the Union troops burning the houses of innocent people. There was alot of destruction in the latter part of the war, that was not needed.
Q: Why didn't you fight in the war?
A: I am not a fighter. I went to the University of Harvard in New England, where I studied Political Science, Economics, Foreign Language, and Religion. What I learned at Harvard will carry with me through the rest of my life.
Q: Finally, how long do you plan on staying in Lago?
A: Until I grow old, and pass away. Lago is my home now, and I hope to see it prosper, with no violence or crime. That is my dream.
Interview with the Candidates
By Miss Madeline Estes
----- An interview with Mayoral Candidate Joe Roland.
Miss Estes: Mr. Roland, how do you feel about the Indians and our relations to them?
Mr. Roland: I say if the Indians leave me alone, leave Lago alone. I got no problem with them. Meaning they're our neighbors, like it or not. I reckon I'll try to be a good neighbor to 'em, and if they do the same it ain't really a problem now is it?
Miss Estes: I think that makes a lot of sense.
Mr. Roland: I reckon. It least it does to me.
Miss Estes: How do you feel about trade, commerce, and the railroad?
Mr. Roland: I think Lago is a cattle town. Always has been. Cattle trade dies, and this town dies with it I reckon. Railroad is coming if'n we like it or don't. Now that its here. I think it can bring a whole mess of things to Lago. Make it a better place to live in.
Miss Estes: Does that mean you'd like to see different kinds of businesses in Lago, to help keep the economy stable?
Mr. Roland: I figure with the more folks that settle down in Lago can't help but have different kinds of business. Jest part of growing.
Miss Estes: So you feel the railroad is an important part of that, too? Bringing people here, taking other things away for trade?
Mr. Roland: I reckon so. Cattle head on the rail line. Brings more cattle here.. That means more cowboys with more money to spend in town.
Miss Estes: How do you feel about the cannon ball incident?
Mr. Roland: Folks got a right to feel safe. That fella with the cannon got to be stopped. Ain't no two ways around it.
Miss Estes: Have you any plans for public works, like a public library?
Mr. Roland: Well I figure there's a town budget somewheres. I think someone good with figures can take a look at it, and then we'll see what we can afford, and what we can't.
Miss Estes: Have you any other statements to make? You know, anything you'd like the people of Lago to know about you as a man?
Mr. Roland: Well. What they see is what they get. I ain't promising 'em northing special, but a fair
shake, and that my word is my word.
Col. McCormick: How is the town of Lago going to pay for things?
Mr. Roland: How does the city pay for them now?
Col. McCormick: The Major and myself pay for everything, with the exception of the Judge's Office, which is self funded.
Mr. Roland: Included the Sheriff's office?
Col. McCormick: Outhouse out in the alley, I paid for, roof on the Church, 40-60 split. The Jail and the salaries of the officers excluding the Marshals 50-50 split now. Used to be 25-25-15-35...but it's 50-50 now.
Mr. Roland: Lago got any money coming in at all?
Col. McCormick: For licensing' of the Bordello some comes in now that it's in town, and from the Tar Den and the Chinese Cribs, they pay their protection money. It brings in...2...300 a month...total it all up, it's about 500 a month in bills. The Bordello does about 175 a month in licenses, but Mister Washington wants that moved if he's mayor. So you'll be down to what comes in from the Chinese.
Miss Estes: So Mr. Roland, what should I write as to your reply to the Colonel's question?
Mr. Roland: I don't reckon I know enough to answer that question right away. Sounds like the Major, and the Colonel been paying for most of the services. Taxing is going to be the same thing under another name.
----- An interview with Jacob Washington
Miss Estes: Mr. Washington, how do you feel about the Indians and our relations to them?
Mr. Washington: I believe we should trade with the natives, and preach the gospel of Christ to them, and I believe they should be educated. (pause) I don't agree with taking their lands, or forcing them onto reservations. It is wrong.
Miss Estes: How do you feel about trade, commerce, and the railroad?
Mr. Washington: Well, I am a businessman, and I believe we should have an organization of merchants within Lago who would come together to promote commerce and trade. As far as the railroad is concerned, I think it is vital for our community to use it, to import all sorts of things, from beef, to people.
Miss Estes: How do you feel about the cannon ball incident?
Mr. Washington: Well, I have only this to say. The local law enforcement does not want to find this madman, then maybe we should find someone who will go looking, and pay him instead. I am disgusted at the idle hands of our Sheriff, concerning this incident.
Miss Estes: Have you any plans for, public works, like a public library?
Mr. Washington: Yes, I believe a library would be an excellent improvement for our town, or even a school for children who do not speak English. There are a lot of Chinese children in the slums who cannot attend the Duniway school.
Miss Estes: Have you any other statements to make? You know, anything you'd like the people of Lago to know about you as a man?
Mr. Washington: I just want to point out that an important issue on my agenda is better medicine for our doctors to use. When I was at Harvard, learning Political Science, I was taught that a good public administrator always provides the best medicine possible, and I have taken that thought to heart.
Col. McCormick: How is the town of Lago going to pay for things?
Mr. Washington: Taxes. I know, its not something you want to hear, but we will have to pay taxes for the services the town offers. Under my plan, it will be based on your wages, but the most of it will come from business owners, like you and me.
The two candidates, Jacob Washington and Joe Roland, have agreed to a public debate this Thursday evening, March 11, at the courthouse.
Response to El Cabron
Dearest Juan Pablo,
It is with the utmost regret that I must inform you, that as the Americanos say, you and your most honorable Don, the gentleman Diego are, off your rockers.
We both know that Miss Del La Vega, God rest her soul, had not the bosoms to hide behind. While bountiful and desirous, it would not have been possible for man with the statue of the Colonel to find himself hidden there.
Despite these attacks on the Colonel's character from all unsavory directions, he endeavors to do the honorable thing and face the grief stricken Don on the field of honor.
Therefore the Colonel proposes that bear traps be flung at one another until first blood is drawn. The time should be in the evening and the place should be atop the Buffalo Rose tavern. If the honorable use of bear traps is too frightening for the Don to imagine, then the Colonel is prepared to fight until first blood with Enfield Bayonets.
With all honor and respect,
Jose Pablo
Entreaty to Second
To Juan Pablo Cordoba Corrido Montoya Cruz Saltamontes Rodriquez,
Your position as the Colonel McCormick's Second for dueling is noted, and therefore your presence is requested as soon as convienient to meet with Major Duniway's Second. I wish to negotiate the terms of the duel with you on behalf of our pricipals as soon as possible, in light of another pending duel between your principal and Colonel M.J. McCormick.
Yours in duty,
Theodore Ryan MacKenzie, M.D.
Letter to the Editor
To Whom It May Concern:
The upcoming election in this County will no doubt be a subject of much debate for not only the next few weeks, but in the weeks and months to come. I write this letter to the readers of Gazette and residents of the county out of concern for the township of Lago and its future, rather than any personal grievances with the candidates. Apart from my legal opinions as to the legality or validity of the vote in this country for Lago’s mayor, it is important to recognize that what ultimately is most important is the welfare of the people in this township.
Mr. Washington, while having an exemplary record in Cheyenne, is not the man who can best bring democratic government back to Lago. While I have examined his record in the territory, and found it to my satisfaction, it has become my conclusion that at best he is choice with his decisions, and at worse he has no real positions, instead attempting, and failing, to cater to the interests of those who hold a significant portion of the total assets in this county. Furthermore, rather than declaring what he believes and making sure his agenda is beneficial for the citizens of Lago, he caters his agenda to his maximum profitability. Mr. Washington has repeatedly demonstrated this empirically through his sale of the Lago Brewery, for which he made a handsome sum, and his attempted purchase of the Rose and Thorn. While Mr. Washington now owns the property, he no longer owns the business, and therefore will not profit from it. This no doubt spurred his declaration that prostitution in this town is a horrible sin, and should be stricken from all areas of our society. While I do believe that it is unsavory, I have repeatedly sought the services of the wonderful ladies of the Rose and Thorn, and now the Thread, in the absence of a woman who I have dedicated myself to.
In light of Mr. Washington’s shortcomings, I have also taken a look at the experience and qualifications of Mr. Roland, and found them quite superior to those of Mr. Washington. I strongly urge a vote in favor of Mr. Roland, for the good of the township, the future of business, and in the best interest of the people in this fine county.
Respectfully signed,
Andrew Powell, Esquire
To the Readers of the Gazette
I am excited to live in a day and age where women may finally have a say in our local government. The people of this town, and our nation, deserve such a motion. I believe women should be allowed to hold public office, as well as vote. These are basic rights of our constitution, but yet they are denied all over the United States. In two weeks, we will make history, important history, by allowing women to vote for the first time in the history of our young nation. When I was working with the Governors office, I pushed the issue of women's suffrage, urging the lawmakers to allow the vote within the entire borders of our territory. Our small town will be on the front page of every newspaper in the country. I know you will all choose with your heart, which is more than I can say for some men. I also believe our local doctors should receive funding from the city, for medicine, and supplies. Medicine is important to our town. More important than that, is the safety of our people. I cannot believe that someone has been shelling our town, and the Law officers have not even made an attempt at finding the culprit. Things have to change, or our town will be in ruins. As a citizen of Lago, I demand that the men responsible for attacking our town with cannonfire, be caught and tried in court. In closing, I say only this. Vote with your heart.
jacob Washington, 'For your future'
Joe Roland Throws Hat In Ring For Mayor
Mr. Joe Roland, owner of the /J Horse Ranch has announced his candidacy for the position of Mayor. He will be issuing his platform soon.
County Commission Approves Votes for Women
In a unanimous vote, the county commission approved the allowance of all women to participate in the upcoming election for the Mayor, March 22.
Open Reply to Duelest Second
To Jose Pablo Cordoba Corrido Montoya Cruz Saltamontes Rodriquez:
My dearest Pablo, as you are the nephew of my youngest sister's cousin, I am proud that the Colonel has chosen you for this most honorable and important position. Sadly, our agreement must be ending here. The injured party is not as you say the Colonel, but the honorable Don Diego de la Vega. To tell, the Colonel did upon the night in question allegedly hide behind the bosom of Carolina de la Vega, the beloved sister of Don Diego, in fear of the attacker known to all as El Gato. It is this most cowardly act that has caused the untimely demise of the beautiful flower named Carolina de la Vega. It is this heinous act of cowardice that has caused injury to the Don.
However, as the Don is not an unreasonable man, he is understanding that the accounts of the evening in question may be in error. Therefore, the Don is most gracious in allowing the Colonel to prove his courage with the weapons of the Colonel's choosing at a time and place which is most convenient to Don de la Vega. As a christian man, the Don also wishes it to be known that in the most probable event of his death, the Colonel will be buried with the honors befitting of a gentleman should he decide to accept this challenge. Should he not accept, he will be hunted down and killed like the cowardly dog that he has proven to be.
Please honor us with the wishes of your principal at your earliest convenience.
Yours truly,
El Cabron
(as transcribed by Matthias Jabs, Western Union telegrapher)
Rancher Admits Hiring Thug To Kill!
In a startling turn of events during the evening trial of Major J.E. Duniway, the admission of hiring El Gato for the express purpose of killing Colonel M.J. McCormick was wrested from the rancher as he was placed on the witness stand. A collective gasp arose from those present when Major Duniway also accused the owner of the Circle-M Ranch of having relations with his now-dead spouse. In words to strong for viewing in this paper, the Major made the accusation while under oath on the witness stand.
Afterwards, both the Colonel and Major Duniway's lawyer, Andrew Powell, were called to the bench as the trial was preempted momentarily. A colorful discussion ensued as Judge Bean, having discovered and uncorked a bottle of brandy while on the bench, presided. At one point, Major Duniway called up to those cloistered at the judge's bench, "How much does that blood-sucking Colonel want?" Shortly after, the trial was dismissed, the financial compensation to be determined at a later date for (as the Colonel explained) for the Major hiring someone to shoot him. Once the trial was over, the Colonel struck the Major and challenged him to a duel!
It was explained later that, although the Major hired El Gato to kill the Colonel, as the Colonel still lived, then it was moot. "Powell did as fine a job as any back East lawyer," the Major said glowingly. "It will good to be back in my house and to get on with my life once again. But I shall not rest until I see the true killer of my dear wife, Carolina, found and punished. She should never have been cut down by the bullet intended for another."
Open Letter to the Gazette
To Juan Pablo Ximinez de Enrique Vasquez y la Madre de Dios Rodriquez:
I have graciously accepted the honorable and important position of Second for Colonel McCormick.
I think that we can both agree that in regards to the Injured, that the Colonel is the Injured Party in this instance and he respectfully requests a formal apology in writing in the Lago Gazette.
Warm regards,
Jose Pablo Cordoba Corrido Montoya Cruz Saltamontes Rodriquez
The Scarlet Thread Throws Open Its Doors
The former boarding house on Upper Second has been purchased and refurbished by Colonel M.J. McCormick, opening for immediate business. "All the services, hospitality and companionship of the Rose and Thorn can now be found at the new Scarlet Thread on Upper Second Street," says the Colonel.
Rose and Thorn Closed for Good!
Jacob Washington, after recently announcing his candidacy for the Lago Mayorial elections, has closed the doors to the Rose and Thorn, throwing the doves out. He announced the decision only minutes after announcing his candidacy.
"Lago is a town of good Christian folk, and we do not need such a business running. I only wish that I had not made the purchase, after the house of ill repute has been moved to the center of town. I urge the citizens of Lago to resist such temptations." he said, speaking to the Ladies Auxilliary, "Enough is enough, and its time for a change. The line has been drawn, and my voice will be heard. I am Jacob Washington, and I'm running for mayor!!" he shouted to a crowd on Third Street, minutes after closing the doors to the Rose and Thorn.
Washington, an early favorite for the election, was seen entering the new Scarlet Thread, exiting moments later, reportedly in a foul mood. More on this as it develops.
Rose and Thorn Closes
The Rose and Thorn has been sold to Mr. Jacob Washington, according to information received from Colonel M.J. McCormick. When asked if the establishment will be closed, the Colonel responded with, "It depends on what Mr. Washington chooses to do with the building."
Jacob Washington Makes Another Run For Mayor
by J.S. Brown
Speaking before a crowd of people outside the Cattlemans Club on Lower Main, Jacob Washington told the people of Lago that he is announcing his candidacy for Mayor of Lago in the upcoming elections, making him the first to announce such a descision.
"Its time for this town to prosper!" Washington said from his position on Main Street, "It was a hard descision to leave the capital, to return to Lago, but this is where my heart is. I've only been home a few weeks, and now the Mayor's Office is once again vacant. I lost the last election, to a once well respected man, in Major Duniway, but this time I promise a victory and I promise prosperity for our town!"
Washington lost the last election by a very small percentage to Major Duniway. After the election, he accepted a position of Liason between Washington, D.C. and the Governors office. After only a few weeks, the Governor was so impressed, he offered the man the position of Deputy Governor. Washington accepted, and served for over a year, pushing issues of medicinal research, territorial law enforcement, and women's suffrage. He also proposed a petition of statehood, which was turned down. He resigned last month to return to Lago.
More on the election as we receive it.
Mayor Recalled!
The Lago Township Mayor, J.E. Duniway informed the County Commission and Judge Bean today by letter that he is stepping down as mayor.
An election will be held on Monday, March 22, 1867 for the position of Mayor for the Township of Lago.
Lago Under Attack!
Tuesday afternoon, brought a most disturbing sight. A cannonball screaming from an unknown region careened into the window of the gunsmith's in the General Store, destroying the floorboards and other framework, but luckily, doing nothing much else. Two who were slightly injured were Farmer Dak Lazwell and Gunsmith Gypsy Carter.
"Holy hannah! I thought I was back in the war!" Mr. Johannson was heard to say as he ran from the scene. Luckily, many of the Chinamen formed a bucket brigade, dousing any potential hazards. Colonel McCormick has closed the upper level of the General Store to all visitors and owners of businesses until such time that repairs can be made.
Speculation ran high as to the culprit. Former U.S. Marshall John Carver's name was mentioned by many. Others said that perhaps the Indians had procured a cannon, yet others said it could have been the Major's retribution. The Gazette will report as more information is available.
Strange Turn of Events
Yesterday evening saw an odd turn of events, as Mister Jacob Washington, former Deputy Governor of the territory, met with Colonel McCormick, where he was detained at the Lago Jailhouse. After several minutes, Washington left the jail, and proceeded to the telegraph office, where he sent a message to Governor John Thompson requesting a pardon for the Colonel.
After about an hour, Washington emerged from the telegraph office with a full pardon. He proceeded to the Jail where the Sheriff released the Colonel immediately. After the Colonel was released, he was seen shaking hands with Washington, on Lower Main Street. The Colonel seemed excited about his newfound freedom, while Washington seemed upset over something.
After the Colonel departed, Washington was seen throwing his hat down and stomping on it in the middle of the street. One thing is certain, something is brewing here, and only the two men involved know what it is.
Now Hiring
Positions are now available to be filled within the Lago Livery and Feed. A clerk and a stablehand will be needed to help out. Pay is negotiable. A brewer is also needed for the Washington Beer Company on Reed Road. Apply in person at the Livery on Lower Main Street.
Jacob Washington, Owner Lago Livery and Feed
One Rancher Freed, Another in Chains
Mysterious circumstances have occured, Major Jedidiah Duniway being out on bail and the incarceration of Colonel M.J. McCormick for alleged obstruction of justice.
The Colonel was seen fighting off the Sheriff as he attempted to carry out the sworn warrant for him, resulting in the shackling of the rancher. McCormick is currently in the town jail, awaiting trial.
Boxing Tournament Results
The Buffalo Rose was alive with excitement last evening, as James Parker unveiled his newly established Lago Boxing Commission. He asked for three upstanding citizens to serve on the board of this commission, to help him create a set of rules, and regulations, and to decide the best potential fights. He also held a tournament to decide the first Champion of the newly created LBC.
Drawing the first fight was Mr. Whitlock and Mr. Roddenbach. The fight lasted awhile, shifting back and forth, before Whitlock delivered a knockout blow, three minutes and twenty-two seconds into the fight.
The next fight pitted the founder of this event, James Parker, against a sickly Doc Thompson. After three punches from Parker, Thompson was finished, saying something about his mother going to prison.
After the second fight, Mr. Whitlock received slight medical attention from Doc Ryan before entering the ring to face Parker, who was already wounded from a gunfight earlier in the week. It was known that he was weak, but the man stood like an ox, yet was still too weak to defest Whitlock, who made a strong showing. After three minutes of intense fighting, a punch to Parkers ribs opened a previous wound, sending Parker to the mat.
The current rules state that the Champion must defend his title twice a month, with a first place contenders match in between. Right now, Parker would be ranked as the number one contender, with Roddenbach a close second. The LBC would like to invite any and all in or near Lago to join the ranks of their fighters. There will be another tournament next week to determine the number one contender. The tournament will be on Saturday night, at 7:00 P.M. Anyone wishing to enter this tournament should have an entry turned in to Parker by Saturday at 7:00. All fights will be held at the Buffalo Rose.
Congratulations Mister Whitlock - LBC Champion
Intoxicated Rancher Exchanges Gunshots With U.S. Marshal
Anyone on Main and Lower Main last evening, was privy to a most unusual spectacle. Rancher and Former U.S. Marshal James Parker was setting off gunfire in a display of "Intoxicated enthusiasm" it was noted, by several eye witnesses. After spending some time in the Buffalo Rose, Mr. Parker and his friend, Doc Thompson left the establishment, supposedly to get their horses from the stables. There, they met up with one U.S Marshall Jose Pablo Cordoba Corrido Montoya Cruz Saltamontes Rodriquez, recently appointed thus after the disappearance of this brother.
Perhaps it was the sight of seeing the badge he so recently wore on another's chest, a Mexican's chest, at that! which caused Mr. Parker to being flinging insults and accusations. However, gunshots were heard and moments later, James Parker lay crumpled on the ground. Doctor Claussen, apparently ready to retire for the evening emerged at the sounds of gunfire, hastily redressing as he ran down the street.
Needless to say, Mr. Parker will be sore for the next little while, the doctor removing two slugs from the rancher's shoulder.
Gunfight on Main Street!
Yesterday saw an odd turn of events, as several witnesses saw James Parker having dinner with a Mexican man names El Gato. After dinner, Parker was wondering around town, when he met up with Colonel McCormick just outside the Bank. Parker was in the process of questioning the Colonel on his relationship with Miss Meghan Monroe, no doubt concerned with her name change, and her marital status. McCormick, on the verge of telling Parker why Meghan had changed her name to McCormick, when he was struck in the chest with a bullet. Anyone who knows the past between Parker and McCormick may have expected this round came from Parker's massive pistol, but indeed, a sniper was gunning at the Colonel from the top of the Buffalo Rose Saloon.
Amazingly enough, Parker jumped from his horse, planting a .44 caliber pistol round into the Latino's chest, as he rushed to the Colonel's side. Parker towered over the injured McCormick, as gunshots rang across our small town. Moments later, El Gato fell from the roof, all the way to the pits of hell.
After the fray, when he was asked about his extreme change, going from attempted murder of the Colonel, to saving his life, he had only this to say: "I never tried to kill the Colonel. I got out of line a few times, and he beat the tar out of me, that's all."
I also say down with Parker, as I am sure the readers of this paper want to know why he has returned to Lago. Parker told me of his days since he was sent to Denver for psychiatric help. He was deemed sane by the staff of the Denver Sanitarium, and sent home. He went to Texas to find his family, where he became a Texas Ranger. When I asked Parker about his return to Lago, he said, "I returned at my father's bequest. He plans on building a ranch near Lago, and he sent me to secure land, and build a few small buildings for our occupation. I do not answer to my father's demand anymore, but I had a reason to return, myself."
I can only say this, Parker has changed, even being |
